Do you twitter on the shitter

Do you twitter on the shitter?

Phone on vibrate in the loo?

Telling one and all what you are up to

While you do your number two?

There's no need to be ashamed

We all do it too

Multi-tasking for the win

If you're happy or feeling blue

Do you twitter on the shitter

Tapping keys so quietly

Telling everyone your foibles

While you take some time to pee

Do you go whole hog and drag the laptop

To sit upon your knee

Shouting about new obsessions

While no one else can see?